2009.10.08: Why wasn’t Spanish Eddie, Laura Brannigan’s follow up to her hit Gloria, just called “Eduardo?” (Classic Musing from April 2004)
2009.05.23: Would people be as excited if they found an image of a grilled cheese in their Bible?
2009.05.07: Apparently, you can have your ashes compressed into a diamond. Brings new meaning to “who are you wearing?”
2008.12.21: Why is Justin Timberlake in high heels a better dancer than Beyonce Knowles?
2008.11.16: Barack Obama reportedly collects Spider-Man comic books. I guess this means a Geek has inherited the Earth! (’bout damn time!)
2008.10.18: If we sprayed him with an oxygen-based cleaner… Would Billy Mays finally go away?
2008.10.12: Botox Cosmetics’ slogan is “Freedom of Expression.” Shouldn’t “of” really be “without?”
2008.08.22: Why isn’t Apache Chief the spokeperson for Viagra?
2008.06.26: Considering the fact that dogs have senses heightened to well beyond a human capacity, and that they are often used for tracking… Are “lost dogs” really lost, or just hunting for a better deal?
